aku-aku: v.. To move a tall, flat bottomed object (such as a bookshelf) by swiveling it alternatively on its corners in a "walking" fashion. [After the book by Thor Heyerdahl theorising the statues of Easter Island were moved in this fashion.] source: LangMaker.com. Aku Aku also has another meaning to the islanders: a spiritual guide.
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erotic sushi bar
Posted by dav at 2003 January 13 07:34 PM
File under: Travel

Stumbled across this article talking about an "Erotic Sushi Bar" in northern Japan. At first I thought it was another version of that british sushi place that serves sushi with nude women as serving platters.

But actually, reading the article you find this:

"Hi," greets the madame warmly. "Are you a tourist? The course at our shop provides 40 minutes, including 'honban' (the 'real thing' i.e., intercourse) for 10,000 yen."

By Tokyo standards, that price may perhaps be a bit on the high side for sushi, but quite reasonable as far as the going rate for nookie is concerned.

So it's not a real sushi bar at all, it's just a brothel where all the ladies use sushi names as their nom du sex. Ahhh, marketing.


What if you're gay like me? Are there such places in Japan for gay people?

Posted by: David on February 1, 2003 07:41 PM

If you're gay you have to order from the sashimi menu

Posted by: Dav on April 19, 2003 09:47 AM

There are no such places for these loathsome abject people only unto themselves. They are disfunctional and psychologically impaired since they do not enjoy real women. Please keep it to yourself. There certainly must be locales for your type to fit into.

Posted by: Vladmir on June 4, 2003 07:20 PM

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