aku-aku: v.. To move a tall, flat bottomed object (such as a bookshelf) by swiveling it alternatively on its corners in a "walking" fashion. [After the book by Thor Heyerdahl theorising the statues of Easter Island were moved in this fashion.] source: LangMaker.com. Aku Aku also has another meaning to the islanders: a spiritual guide.
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Posted by dav at 2003 February 3 09:57 PM
File under: Funny

Modern Drunkard 86 Rules of Boozing
14. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.
15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.
16. If she buys you a drink, she likes you.
28. If you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink in a bar. Go to the liquor store.
41. Anyone on stage or behind a bar is fifty percent better looking.
44. Being drunk is feeling sophisticated without being able to say it.

Comments:

My favorites are 6 and 55. I'll have to find out how to do 27, the rose out of a bar napkin - I've never heard of that before!

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Posted by: zip codes on March 15, 2003 05:11 PM

A 79 cent chessebuger will fuck up a 50$ buzz

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