OHMYSUPREMEBEAN! This review of the Turkish remake of Star Wars is the most hilarious review I've ever read of any movie.....
Why did Darth Vader leave when he was so close to ending these two men�s series of insignificant karate fights against local monsters? He had to scream at his wife. I�m getting good at deciphering their special effects by this point, so I knew immediately from the shot of swirling lights, then a shot of the queen in the space hallway, then a shot of swirling lights, then footage of zombie from a different movie outside a woodshed, and finally a shot of a tarantula in a cave was supposed to show that Darth Vader had lost his temper and turned his wife into a zombie. And after that, he turned her into a tarantula. I rewarded myself for this amazing display of puzzle-solving by letting myself not watch the next 20 minutes of the movie.
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